Originally posted on Vampires.com


THEY THIRST by Robert McCammon


This fantastic novel features a vampire who literally takes over the city of Los Angeles! A dedicated cop starts out hunting a vicious serial killer and winds up fighting his way through a city where the undead are rampaging through the streets. Imagine 30 Days of Night or I Am Legend with vampires that actually have personality! This could be a horror/action fan’s dream movie and nowadays it probably wouldn’t even be that expensive to make!



This one is probably on the list of every vampire fan out there. Discounting the abomination that was The Queen of the Damned, this is a story that has never been put to film and would be wonderful. Just imagine the sweeping historical epic of this novel translated to the screen. In my opinion, this book was Rice’s masterpiece: a novel that combined rich historical detail with intense character building and a scale that really did justice to the idea of vampire immortality. Casting would be critical, of course, but there are so many great potential actors out there who are probably fans of this novel and so many wonderful characters within this novel. I really don’t understand why this hasn’t happened yet, since it seems like a no-brainer.


DHAMPIR by Barb and J.C. Hendee

The first in the Noble Dead series could likewise make a fabulous first installment in a movie series or even a stand-alone film. The story of a Dhampir who doesn’t know where she came from, a renegade elf who won’t speak about his past, and a large and oddly-intelligent wolf-dog who con villagers out of gold by “slaying” vampires has all the elements. The characters are strong, the fantasy world is familiar but still unique, and the plot hits all the right notes for an action-fantasy in the vein of Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters without being campy.


ANNO-DRACULA by Kim Newman

An alternate universe where Dracula’s plan to move into London proved a rousing success and vampires are now all the rage in Victorian England has such terrific potential, it’s another instance where I can’t imagine why Hollywood hasn’t done it yet. Sure, the novel itself is complex and features dozens of clever literary references to characters from the age, but none of that is critical to the plot. The central plot is an investigation into Jack the Ripper who seems to prey on vampire prostitutes and you can’t ask for a juicier prospect than that, especially when old friends like Dr. Seward and Lord Arthur Holmwood are among the participants in the investigation. In truth, this would really benefit from the mini-series treatment, but if it were announced as a movie, I’d still be there opening night.


ANCIENT BLOOD by Brian Patrick McKinley

Seriously, my book would make an awesome movie! Okay, fine, here’s the actual fifth choice…


THE VAMPYRE by John Polidori

This would be a tough one, but it could be really worth the attempt. The original story is rather depressing as the narrator watches impotently while the vampire Lord Ruthven quietly make his way through his family and social peers. Still, played properly, this could provide nail-biting suspense. Think of Hitchcock’s Strangers on a Train as an example of how to do this story well. Play up the narrator’s sense of honor and personal integrity and keep the period setting, which makes it unthinkable for him to break his sworn oath regardless of the extreme circumstances. Also, who will believe such a wild tale? Play Ruthven for the clever sadist that he is, toying with the narrator and giving him opportunities to stop him all while knowing that he can’t. Whether the story plays out to its tragic ending is a decision for the director, though it might not be unreasonable to allow a more triumphant ending in which the narrator saves his sister and kills Ruthven. Either way, in the hands of a good director, this could be a nice creepy tale full of suspense and atmosphere.



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7 responses »

  1. jammac75 says:

    You are right about all of these, especially the last one. 🙂


  2. Agreed with all six, including Ancient Blood! The Hegemons were made for the silver screen, with their decadence evoking Hollywood Babylon 😉


  3. Actually, I think ANCIENT BLOOD would make a better TV series than a movie. Compressing it into a 90 minute flick would lose too much.

    ANNO DRACULA absolutely needs to be the next big vampire blockbuster. If done right, it could kickstart Hollywood’s vamp cycle again.


    • xuemertie says:

      Thank you both! I would honestly love to see either a series or movie. Maybe 120 minutes rather than 90, but either way I’d be thrilled to see the characters brought to life.


  4. abigailsthirst says:

    I agree that THEY THIRST was one of the best (and most credulous) vampire books ever written. He is just a great writer, period.
    That said, I hope ABIGAIL’S THIRST (my work) can live up to his.


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